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Often refered to as the "walrus muzzle", this beast of a so-called woman should be confronted only when large amounts of alcohol have been consumed as to numb the pain of the inevitable cunt-punting that will ensue. Easily agitated and known to spit fire and venom from her devil's-spawn throat-holes. Tendancies include, but are not limited to: tyrants of blame, swearing profusely at "blue hairs", mangina stroking, over-using the phrase: "Gay Hell", complaining, and an inability to control its arm's movements towards faces or breakables.
"What happened to your face? You look like you were attached by a menstrating sewer rat driving a semi!"

"I found a Tawny while i was dumpster diving!"
by Uncle Barney August 04, 2009

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