1 definition by UhhhColin

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1. (noun) The new name for that guy that has pink eye, just to reassure him that somewhere in the past few days, he managed to get poop in his eye.
How it probably happened -Like the homo he probably is, he was jacking off, and fingering his ass, then shot a load in his eye, pulled his finger out of his ass to grab his eye in a split second reaction, therefore obtaining pinkeye.
Hey pinky, you homo, how'd you get poop in your eye?
by UhhhColin September 13, 2008

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