1 definition by Uglier

Top Definition
to either wipe your fingers in your ass Mallrats-style and then place them on someone's mouse, or just simply taking the mouse and rubbing it in your crack.
What an a-hole. I just stinkmoused that muthafucka. Wish I brought the chocolate pretzels for a lunch capper!
by Uglier September 12, 2007

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