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First Assignment Instructor Pilot. The second worst fear of a newly winged Air Force pilot is flying the same crappy plane at the same crappy place he or she just trained.
New Pilot: "Assignment night is around the corner, and I think I'd rather fly UAVs than be FAIPed here."

New Pilot from Columbus: "At least I won't be FAIPed to Enid."
by USEM fan March 11, 2010

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