tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza
When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.
To give your ex-wife a Blow Job while she wears a strap on, then take her out to dinner.
Ron went over to Michelle's house and gave her a mind blowing Beekman on her new strap on, then took her to McDonalds.
Guy's are dumbshit's.
This guy is a dumbshit.
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