City named after legendary singer, John Denver
Also known as the "City by the Bay".
Makes Craig Ferguson poop funny.
The natives hate the Texans and Californians. Mostly because all of them move to Denver.
Globally known for its omelettes
and its shitty sports teams.
Contains literally thousands of MMJ dispensaries.
The population is entirely composed of cowboys,
and a large number of Vietnamese.
-- So I flew to Oregon to see my family over the holidays.
>> Oh, do they live in Denver
-- Denver's on the east coast you dumbass.