An overweight person who considers themself to be a hipster. Usually existing in suburban areas and may be found in High School, Jr. High or Community College.
They wear Old Navy jeans because they can't fit anything from Urban Outfitters or from trendy thrift shops. They try to squeeze themselves into small hoodies and H&M t-shirts because slim fitting clothes look "dope" on them.
One can find them standing in line in front of the club because they won't get in unless they know someone who puts them on the guest list. They're never on Cobrasnake or Last Night's Party unless they're standing next to a thinner or more popular hipster.
Fawn: Ugh! Look at that chick with the muffin top and those Charlotte Russe flats.
Ruby: ...and you know she got that Run DMC t-shirt from Torrid.