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1 definition by Tycho Brahe

 
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A fat weak peice of shit that drives a 1950's yellow truck named Eric Lueders who runs and cries to his daddy about everything and is in ir classes because hes a retard becuase all the fat molecules went to his head becuase they ran out of room in his white house sized ass.He Has a dick so tiny you wouldnt be able to see it even with a microscope, but it doesnt matter because he will never get girl because hes fat,gay,and hasnt hit puberty yet and the only hair on his body other than his head is on the moles on the side of his face which get covered in cheese every time he eats a pretzel because hes so fat that he cant get the food in his mouth so he has to rub it on his face so it absorbs into his fat ass. His ass is so fat that 1 out of 5 chairs he sits in will break from the extreme amount of weight, and no one likes him.
Eric Lueders is a fatshit that has no talent what so ever and should go kill himself, but he will probably fail becuase there is no rope in the world that can support his weight and no bullet in the world that can penetrate his fat ass.
by Tycho Brahe March 17, 2005