4 definitions by TwoEight0ne

Top Definition
A fortune cookie is a person (Usually a girl/woman) that updates social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter, always saying wise quotes about anything (Mainly love or song lyrics) then using hearts at the end.

The easiest way to deal with a Fortune Cookie is either post on their page with stupid quotes or just call them a Fortune Cookie until they learn why its dumb to do that.
‎"Making mistakes is part of life, how we fix them is what matters. <3"

stfu fortune cookie.
by TwoEight0ne November 13, 2010
Stands for "Good Night Bitches Fuck Facebook"
GNBFF, TEXT ME. (:
by TwoEight0ne November 07, 2010
A mexican emblem is a poorly made emblem in Call of Duty: Black Ops. It is usually an attempt at Homer Simpson, one of the many South Park children, Spongebob, or a Sesame Street character. Usually consists of over sized eyes and signs of laziness. They resemble a cheap pinata from Wal-Mart or Food Town.
Oh yeah that's such a mexican pinata emblem.
by TwoEight0ne March 31, 2011
A gaming term for the weapon a player is using is extremely weak & unusable.
proscopez8348: "Dude, the Uzi is so weak! Does it shoot marshmallows?"
modhax1999: "Yeah, that gun sucks. Use a FAMAS."
by TwoEight0ne March 31, 2011

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