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(noun) - A person of such exquisite balance and grace that they defy the laws of gravity. They are often seen casting spells of charm on girls by simply flashing their brilliant smile. On the weekends they occasionally consume coal and excrete pure diamonds. They tend to urinate liquid gold within five hours of drinking soda, and bullets after drinking alcohol. They spend their free time crafting prosthetic limbs out of superlight-titanium alloys, which they fit to amputee veterans.
Example1: "Holy crap! Vance just saved Chuck Norris' life!"

Example2: "That's not possible! Vance just pressed to a handstand and then walked on his pinkies up the stairs!"
by Twirl Matzah January 06, 2010

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