The act of moving one's constipated bowels through relaxing meditation.
Asshopper: Master Poo, I haven't taken a decent crap in weeks. Can you please help me?
Master Poo: Come now young Asshopper. I can teach you to lighten your load with the ancient practice of Metatayshit.
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