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1 definition by Tweeter Mosquito

 
1.
The act of moving one's constipated bowels through relaxing meditation.
Asshopper: Master Poo, I haven't taken a decent crap in weeks. Can you please help me?

Master Poo: Come now young Asshopper. I can teach you to lighten your load with the ancient practice of Metatayshit.
by Tweeter Mosquito January 02, 2013