A young brown man who resides in his basement of wonders, known to many as "the lair." He is extremely hard, if not impossible, to get a hold of, unless he is trying to contact you himself...in which case he will do so from a different variant number each time. He is undoubtedly a man of mystery and potions. In his mainstream life, he works as a coffee man at a local coffee shop. At night, he is either at one end of the Earth, or in his basement concocting magical wonders and mysteries of which cannot even be documented by the Discovery Channel itself. Alternate slang names include: Habibi, the 'dad, bibi, hobo hadad.
*Phone rings* "Hi, is Hadad there?"