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A special breed of resident from the town of York, Pennsylvania. Not all people who are born and raised in York are Yorkies, and not all Yorkies were born in York. This person truly embodies everything that is wrong with this inbred hick town. A Yorkie is generally overweight, bordering on obesity, though some are bone rail thin due to the ever so popular "crystal meth diet". The men do not have drivers licenses, due to numerous DUI charges. Women who do not have at least one child by the age of 19 are thought to be infertile, as birth control is a foreign concept to Yorkies. Yorkies tend to have multiple children by multiple partners. Camouflage is not just for hunting apparel, but is appropriate for formal wear to Yorkies. Yorkies have a very small-town mentality and do not trust "foreigners" which includes anyone who is not originally from York, and tend to stay in groups comprised of other Yorkies. Yorkies are not well educated and they know this, but they do not seem to care.
"Damn! I don't understand how I keep getting pregnant? My cousin said you can't get pregnant if the girl's on top, cuz of gravity and stuff!"
"You stupid Yorkie!"

"For my wedding, I want my girls in satin camo dresses, the guys in camo tuxes, and i'm wearing a Mossy Oak gown! The reception's BYOB at my mom's, but we're roasting a pig!"
"Sounds like a fine Yorkie affair!"
by TuttiPopp April 09, 2010