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2 definitions by Turtle Farmer

 
1.
A skinny, ugly chick. Pulls rank over a Grenade, but this Monet is nothing to write home about.

Derived from The Jersey Shore Season 2
"...Ronnie is obliterated and hooking up with a Land Mine..." - The Situation
by Turtle Farmer July 29, 2010
 
2.
-verb

A command to go and stay in a kennel.

Originally directed towards crate-trained dogs, this expression is used to convey utter disapproval towards friends and colleagues.
Example 1
Ali: "My crystals and my night stick are tangled!"
Craft: "Kennel."

Example 2
Corinne: "Let's go to the Waka Sunrise show!"
Wiesse: "Naaaa, I'm just gonna kennel myself."
by Turtle Farmer August 23, 2010