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1 definition by Turtie McTurterson

 
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Soupy, black feces excreted painfully after a night of heavy drinking. Harshly used to describe people who really deserve it... it may be worse than cunt!
My boss was such a turt she threatened to fire me! or All that Jager last night made me turt like crazy this morning.
by Turtie McTurterson June 09, 2008