39 definitions by Tuna Wanda

A day care brat. The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A child raised without its mother among many others of its kind. It has no manners, no discipline. If it is female, it is saddled with a name like Cassidy or Madison or Shropshire. If it is male, it never learns to be masculine.

Yuppie puppies are the future of America. Unfortunately, they are all going to be future yuppies and soccer moms and liberals.
Donald and Taylor have two female yuppie puppies named Chungus and Fiester.
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
A sheep. A person without any self-identification or thoughts of her own. A person who does what the crowd is doing, out of insecurity and immaturity. A person who looks like everyone else because of an immature fear of being himself.
When you interview people for this job, be sure to weed out all the trendy people. I want someone who will work, not look in the mirror all day.
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
pew
A bar stool, or a seat at a table in a bar or beer hall.

Ironic use of "pew," a church bench.
I'll go get the beer, you go find us a pew.
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005
A slow-witted dumb person.

From Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagle, an entertainer a long, long time ago.
You stoopnagle! Don't you know better than to shave with my carving knife?
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005
An affectionate name for a lady or gentleman who lets a great many binderfenders and dead badgers.

A prodigious farter.
Who do you have for third period English?

Mrs. Sweeney.

Oh, wow, you have Old Thunder Buns? I wish I was in there with you! It's gonna be a gas!
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
A purveyor of cheap, low-quality goods.
Judy, where did you buy that crummy blouse?

I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.

That Benny is a real schlockmeister!
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005
A most impressive hot and violent chili served up at cookoffs around the southwest.
Oh, man, did you try Juan's Prairie Thunder Chili?

Oh, yeah. I'm still sweatin'!

Great stuff, ain't it!
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

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