36 definitions by Tummy Augratin

Top Definition
Army lingo for the male sexual organ; the penis. Typically used in the phrase "tube steak & white gravy," a reference to an ejaulating penis, inserted into one of the drill/platoon/top sergeants' numerous gay slurs directed at subordinates.
"You're going to love the main course at the chow hall," the D.I. told the raw-ass recruit. "It's tube steak & white gravy and you can have all you want!"
by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006
Small chocolate candies made from a humanoid-shaped
mold that gave the treats their baby-like appearance.
Typically sold in bulk for a penny-a-piece, they were
renamed "Chocolate Babies" in the 1960s and were
eventually sold in a box.
"Nigger babies were a penny a pop back in 1962," Joe's father told us.
by Tummy AuGratin March 05, 2006
1. A girl or woman who enjoys taking the male sexual organ into her mouth and stimulating it until her partner achieves orgasm.

2. A slut who is addicted to giving head.
"Poor Lateesha. She blow her diet again." Giggles


"You know that girl. Always full o' splooge."

"Dat ho da blow job queen o' da block!"
by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006
Verb. (inDICKative) A sexual position between a man and a woman in which the woman lies flat on her back with her legs extended at a 90 degree angle from her torso, with her ankles positioned somwhere near her lover's ears or locked around his neck.
(2 Live Crew)


Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice
There's only one way to have a good time
Fuck that pussy and make it mine
Lay the bitch on the bed, flat on her back
Hold her legs up high, make the pussy splak
You can put her in the buck by sittin' on a sink
Wrap her legs 'round you, now take this DICK!


Verse 2: Brother Marquis
It's a position in sex that's done by the masters
It ain't the 69 or what you learned in class
It increases the intensity of a fuck
Legs up high, known as the buck
It's the way to give her more than what she wants
Like the doggystyle, you get all the cunt
'Cause all men try real hard to do it
To have her walk in front and we try to abuse it
A big stinkin' pussy can't do it all
So we try real hard to bust the walls
Like THIS!!


Verse 3: Fresh Kid Ice

I'll break you down and dick you long
Bust your pussy then break your backbone
I'll go between them legs that's open wide
Pushin' this dick from side to side
Straight to the ceiling, now I'm feeling the feelin'
When I bust a nut, your ass'll be screamin'!!

by Tummy AuGratin March 02, 2006
Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.

See also: bondage and discipline
Pussy spanking reportedly was one of 'Penthouse' publisher Bob Guccione's kinks.
by Tummy AuGratin March 06, 2006
1. A sanitary napkin.

2. A tampon.

So-called as before the advent of sanitary napkins in the 20th Century, women typically used rags to control the flow of menstrual blood during their periods.
Can you believe it? I told Brenda I was going out for a six-pack and she has me pick up a box of cunt rags!
by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006
A U.S. Army medic or hospital personnel assigned to inspect soldierss' genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases, a process otherwise known as a short arm inspection.
After the actor Robert Mitchum was drafted into the Army in 1945, he spent his year in the service as a pecker checker at a Tarzana induction center.
by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006

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