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Brown patches that float to the surface in a jacuzzi- mold and fungus from stagnant water in the pipes blasted out when the jets are turned on- but it looks like antler velvet only... ...there's no antlers in the tub, are there...?
I wanted to impress my date, so I netted up most of the ass velvet before I invited her into the jacuzzi.
by Tubdiver February 18, 2011

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