1.Totally fucking boss
2.So sweet you'd cream your jeans
3.Eddie Murphy wearing Zog's armor from Breath of Fire 1, holding a snake pimp-cane with a sword in it and also holding a sock full of quarters, and having a harpy eagle perched on his shoulder
"I am THE official BADASS. Why? Cuz I rule.<--LOOK AT THE PERIOD. IT IS NOT OPEN TO DISCUSSION."