Ginger is the god of gingers
. Like gingers
he has all the same features, he is just
more awesome then his normal
counterparts. Some may know
him as Dylan, but that
the name of his human vessel.
Ginger is the has been to take the form of a human being, but this is because of the deceitful nature of gingers
and is trying to trick you. He is a nice, loving god but if you get on his bad side he will unleash
his divine wraith upon thee and will make you wish you were never born. he has also
on occasion unleashed
he is army of gingers
to kidnap people
in the night. There are ways to appease him though, he enjoys
sacrifices of food and drink(virgin sacrifices are welcome to), worship of him, and gifts of video games, movies and comic books. He will also
be pleased with sex from women
and only women
. Ginger is known
to converse with his oracle that
is a magical talking toucan named Toucan. He also
with the initials J.B. are douches.
he is the most amazing thing
ever, better than
anything else and is incredibly sexy.
1: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy because he didn't sacrifice a virgin
the almighty and awesome Ginger?Person
2: No, what?Person
1: A legion of soulless gingers came and took him to bring to their amazing and wonderful god!Person
2: That's terrible!