82 definitions by Troubledemon
When a person is surprised by something they just heard or saw meaning Holy Shit but they cant say it or spell it because they might get into trouble.Or already are.
teenager texting sibling
Boy-Hey sis sure am glad mom and dad are gone for another day ,Gives me a chance to clean the house after that wild party last night.
Sis-Uh didn't they call you ?They called me and said they are due home in 15 minutes.
Boy-Holy $*#@ ! iam screwed !
Boy-Hey sis sure am glad mom and dad are gone for another day ,Gives me a chance to clean the house after that wild party last night.
Sis-Uh didn't they call you ?They called me and said they are due home in 15 minutes.
Boy-Holy $*#@ ! iam screwed !
by Troubledemon February 22, 2010
Tom said -Hey why do you look so mad ?
Jim replies-This morning I was on crapper takeing a dump and had to stop in midshit and flush cause my toilet cant handle all my shit at one time.
Jim replies-This morning I was on crapper takeing a dump and had to stop in midshit and flush cause my toilet cant handle all my shit at one time.
by Troubledemon March 24, 2009
Hey I was watching deadliest jobs and Captain Phill saw the fart bubbles and said put the baskets in here,
by Troubledemon March 29, 2010
Jim says-Hey after we was at the bar last night ,you just took off .Where did you go?
Pete says-I was at the dude lounge all night with this women i met!
Pete says-I was at the dude lounge all night with this women i met!
by Troubledemon October 31, 2009
This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.
Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!
Friend-You dont mean?
Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
Friend-You dont mean?
Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
by Troubledemon April 2, 2009
When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house
Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?
Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .
Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?
Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .
Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?
Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
by Troubledemon February 10, 2010
Kid-Eww margaret farted
Parent-Hey you mean she passed wind.
Kid-Yeah well she passed wind and she passed a fart too!
Parent-Hey you mean she passed wind.
Kid-Yeah well she passed wind and she passed a fart too!
by Troubledemon March 28, 2010