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(Tur-koma) A deep and unending sleep induced by consuming copious amounts of turkey. The only known cure is at least 18 hours of uninterrupted sleep. Rumors abound that this new fad (exercise) will reverse the affects. As of now I have found no one who is willing to take this drastic measure.
Uncle Joe is in a deep turcoma in the living room.
by Trooper0330 November 25, 2010

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