A Dubble Wolley is the new way to say Double Lolly lol.
My fave Lollies ever!!! and if you want one and your boyfriends eating one, and you ask for a dubble wolley he is more likely to think for sute, feel sorry for you and give you a lick lmao! (You've got a dirty mind!!! )
B/f: *Lick Lick-on the double lolly*
G/f: "Can i have a dubble wolley baby?"
B/f: "oh here have a lick" lol SORTED!!! MmMmMmMm
A person who chav
s it to fit in with the "in" crowd who aint "in" at all, cus erm wearin rockport
wiv adidas tracksuit bottoms, strippy fred perry tops a baseball cap and a pile of gold as NEVER been in fashion, but they all do it still so they think its an act of "cool" "urban-ness" LMAO!!! and thats wot a sheep is a follower of a heard!
John:"I hate that band man, they am propa sad, anyone who listens to this shit is like, *sniff* lame!"
Dan:"Me 2 man! they are really crap!"
*Dan goes home and takes down all his posters and burns his collection of limited edition cds!*
Your boyfriend wants anal and promises you a meal, takes you to McDonalds, and you pay for yours AND his!
Lad:Awwwwwww my ex wud neva let me av anal! your a propa safe bird u r!
i'll buy u a meal! make that ten burgers for me please dear!!! hey! ive forgot my wallet!
Chic: Well aint that just DANDY?
a person who annoys you with their tendencies to not know anything yuor talking about, doesnt mean that they aint bright just that they annoy you when you really wanna say something and the keep saying, who? what? why? when? where? arrrrrrgh! always the 'wh-' questions!
A:you know that lad we saw saturday right?
A:The fit one?
B: There was loadsa fit lads that night!
A: The one Ive been on about ever since I laid eyes on him!!!
B: hang on a minute where was we when we met him? What did he look like? was he tall? small? dark? blonde? (about to sing "its rainin men!"
A: in the erm oh shut up you thicko!!!
When a lad you love cheats on you just when you feel secure, he has pulled a Beatties on you!!!
B/F: I love u hunny bunny purlease never leave me!
G/F: O...K... whatever!
*months down the line*
G/F: Oh Im glad im with him he really is nice!
*B/F shacks up with uber fat chic from Beatties!, Ooooooooh how DEGRADING*
when someone does something bizarre/inappropriate or out of the ordinary!
this dodgy lad who was on a training course with me used to try and impress everyone by doing something unusual at an inapropriate time so we nicknamed him Randy-Random lol, like stick his work up his shirt pretend he forgot where he put it and then in a mr.bean voice would pull it out and say, something stupid like JAM JARS AND CRAZY CARS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BABY DOING HERE? Random!!!
wacking off, is to skank
off! or get out of something!
i aint going to school today i might go wacking off down the woods!