A love bite lol, a REALLY big one!
A:look at that icky on your neck lol!
B: its the size of a cow patch innit? I know! (goes red lol)
a guy who thinks it makes him a stud cus he puts it about a bit and girls laugh at him behind his back, but slappers sleep with cus hes ready! and so are they!
so hes kind of a wanna be pimp, but we aint buying that shit! he aint no REAL man!
OMG! look at *name* acting like a real jerk again, hahaha he thinks he looks good dont he, hes just a wana-pimp, the only thing that will take him is *name of slapper*
New trainers, normally retro cool ones!
"Hey are those your new kicks? they're quality
Jaybe is the time of a relationship when you think that guy your with whose name begins with the letter "J" is sooooo cute and special!
awwwwww here comes my ickle wickle Jaybe Baybe lol (baby!)
your boyfriend fancies himself so much, he's never noticed your love heart shape bikin-waxing for valentines lmao!
the only way to get him down on ya is if you fix a mirror to it!
Chic A:"OOOOh i had a good night last night when *insert name* come round!"
Chic B: "Wot? he finally wnet down on ya?"
Chic A: "Yeah and all it took was one of those little hand mirrors fixed to my ...."
usually the girlfriend of one of the members of a posse, has to go around sorting things out,:like hoovering the house when the lads have smashed the home of one of the parents who is away on holiday!
A: "alrite lads this is me missus!"
Posse: "Phoaw she's a bit of alrite ay her?"
Posse lad whos house theyre crashin at: "shit my moms back tonight and look at this bomb! i dow think it looked like this when they left did it? how do we use a electric bruch or somat?"
A: "shit I dow kno, but i think them called hoovers!?!"
Unfortunate girlfriend of person 'A': "Aww dont worry I'll do it for you!"
Posse: "She's a propa sound bird she is 'A', you outta marry her! Oh and is there any chance you could wash them pint glasses up an all chic? ta!"
A Dubble Wolley is the new way to say Double Lolly lol.
My fave Lollies ever!!! and if you want one and your boyfriends eating one, and you ask for a dubble wolley he is more likely to think for sute, feel sorry for you and give you a lick lmao! (You've got a dirty mind!!! )
B/f: *Lick Lick-on the double lolly*
G/f: "Can i have a dubble wolley baby?"
B/f: "oh here have a lick" lol SORTED!!! MmMmMmMm