The sexiest man alive. Part of the best sketch comedy group in the world, The Whitest Kids U'Know
. Incredibly funny and gorgeous, he can always make you smile. He's 6'5 and has really broad shoulders. His hair is quite possibly the most perfect in history. Darren Trumeter and Zach Cregger (also in the WKUK) are the only other people in the world who come close to his perfection.