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1 definition by Travis Easton, Julian King

 
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A shitmonger is a small hairless cat that keeps it's mouth open and forms the shape of a toilet.

Similar to a venus flytrap, however instead waits for a human to sit down to take a shit.
Look out for the shitmonger.
by Travis Easton, Julian King March 23, 2004
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