The term for a friend who single handedly ruins a group photo by staring in a direction not even closely related to the camera, as if he is a swordfish being distracted by a large shinny object.
Joe: Dude you werent even looking anywhere near the fucking camera! What were you looking at?
Ray: I don't know man, Im like a swordfish I get distracted easy.
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