7 definitions by TrashCanSam

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The proto-Beatnik and one of the main characters in the famous 1970 war/comedy Kelly's Heroes.

Oddball is self explanatory. He is a laid-back tank crewman with an optimistic often misunderstood personality. He enjoys barking like a dog. His voice always sounds stoned.
"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"
----Sgt Oddball

"To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three tigers"
----Sgt Oddball

Oddball: "I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know."

" Ah, Bellamy, for cryin' out loud. That's the the stinking, most awful, stupid joke and you're always pullin' that stinking awful stupid joke. You don't want in this thing, you don't get in this thing. I cut you out of everything. I don't need you. Sixty feet of bridge I can get almost anywhere. Schmuck!"
----Sgt Oddball

"Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down"
----Sgt Oddball
by TrashCanSam July 29, 2011
German for *bastard*. Sau means pig.
Du bist so ein saukerl, Kurt.
by TrashCanSam August 19, 2011
A German Firearms manufacturer that produces popular small arms such as the MP5 submachine gun, G36 assault rifle, and the PSG1 sniper rifle.

In 1949 Edmund Heckler, Theodor Koch, and Alex Seidel founded HK from the remnants of the Mauser corporation.

Currently HK is one of the lead weapons manufacturers of the world and firearms industry.
Heckler and Koch is to Germany as 'Fabrique Nationale' is to Belgium.
by TrashCanSam August 23, 2011
See pussy

A person who thinks their life sucks and instead of dealing with it like normal people they wear black and become pessimists and think very depressing thoughts.

It usually occurs in naive adolescents. When they graduate High School, this wears off and emo adults are very rare.
Pessimist: This glass is half empty.

Optimist: No this glass is half full.

Emo: Who cares i just want to kill myself!

I hate my life and I can't handle the stress, maybe I should just cut myself. -----Emo Person
by TrashCanSam July 29, 2011
Fusil Automatique Léger ("Light Automatic Rifle") or FAL is a self-loading, selective fire battle rifle produced by the Belgian armaments manufacturer Fabrique Nationale (FN).

The design of the FAL is Based off the Sturmgewehr 44.

The FN FAL is NOT an Assault rifle. It's considered a 'Battle Rifle'. The difference is that a battle rifle like the FAL fires a full -sized rifle round and assault rifles fire shorter intermediate cartridges. The difference is also seen in the effectiveness of the gun's range. While the FAL can fire at a mid to long range, an assault rifle like the AK-47 can fire short to mid range.

The FAL rifle is famous for it's use in the British Army, as well as many NATO countries. It's also seen in many video games Like MW2 and Black Ops as a semi automatic rifle (This is accurate because the FAL has selective fire).

The FAL has seen service since the 1950s and is still used today.
An FN FAL is the best with an ACOG scope in MW2, and in real life it kicks ass.
by TrashCanSam August 23, 2011
It's what parents call Pornography
Little Timmy-"Let's go online!"

Little Joe-"I can't. My parents say the internet is full of something called *adult stuff*."
by TrashCanSam August 18, 2011
See communism
Todd-"I believe in welfare! I am a true liberal!"

Bill-"He's a commie! Get him!!"
by TrashCanSam August 18, 2011

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