1 definition by Tpas gangsta

Top Definition
A smart phone that is primarily used for looking at porn so that one gets aroused enough to whack off. It's a little box that is used to view hot chicks before you can beat your man sausage. Typically the owner of the device refers to it as his cell phone, but his friends routinely borrow it and sneak into the bathroom to spank it.
Hey Balls, what is all of this sticky shit on your beat box? Do you have an unlimited data plan cause I'm about to go gilf searching beeotch.
by Tpas gangsta June 04, 2011

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