1 definition by Totes McSeagoats
A highly unattractive woman, beastly in proportion. Wears name brand clothes and comfy pants. Can usually be found rolling around on a floor. Uses text messaging abreviations in place of normal conversation.
Seagoats are known to participate in illegal and sexual acts at a young age.
Seagoats are known to participate in illegal and sexual acts at a young age.
"That chick is a total Seagoat. Did you see her rolling on the floor?"
"Yeah, she almost gave me a handjob."
"Yeah, she almost gave me a handjob."
by Totes McSeagoats April 29, 2010