4 definitions by Tortuga

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One pledged to entire abstinence from all intoxicating drinks.
Matt Dziki And all of his friends are sure not teetortalers, haha get drunk mutha fucka!!
by Tortuga July 08, 2004

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The act of eating a females crabs right off of her vaginal area doing her a favor..
"Wow, bill mcgowan is good at taking the crabs right off of me!"
by Tortuga July 01, 2004

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a place full of mean kids with a high school which enjoys horrible faculty. these people can will and want to charge you for a parking permit, and then will boot you for parking, while displaying the permit. these people are dousches. the faculty also enjoys harassing its students by putting up a fence around the entire school, and inviting nazis into it.
there is about a 20% of the population of edina high school who arent douschy... so about one of every 5 people can be your friend. but stay away from the asains. they are trouble
edina bitch coming through!
(someone else thinks to themself: lets go key her lexus)
yep, thats pretty much how it goes down.
by tortuga March 28, 2005

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Mothers Id Like Fuckin' you retard
Andy Halls mom is a damn good MILF, id nail her any day.
by Tortuga July 01, 2004

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