2 definitions by Toronto Zoo

Top Definition
...It does not pay to be drunk and horny
intercourse with tigers is just not right
by Toronto Zoo April 18, 2005
riger...a perfect example of nature's cruelty. Riger, currently 13 months old, is an offspring to Ravie, a 17 year old high school student, and Lilly the Tiger. At this time, noone has a clear, biological explaination of how this could have happened, but evidently, it did. Rumors tell us that Ravie, being under the influence of alcohol and Viagra(TM) at the time, broke into our lab facility at around 11:40 PM and raped our beloved elderly Siberian Tiger, who is currently suffering from arthritis. (She was being treated for impotency at our Zoo facility). The offspring, nicknamed "Riger" (Ravie + Tiger), is the 1st ever cross-breeding between a human and a tiger. Ravie currently pays monthly child support and takes an active role in parenting. But this is NOT enough. Our beloved Riger is suffering from unforseen consequences of such breeding (deformed face, abnormally small brain and penis...the list goes on). Your help is needed. Please donate NOW, our representatives are waiting.
Call us at 1-888-SAVE-HIM or
by Toronto Zoo April 18, 2005

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