1 definition by Toronto Genius

Top Definition
Ultimately, a bribe.
In order to get a male to do a task, the female must either roll him a joint or make him jizz to get him to do what she wants.
Take your pick.
Will you come to the store with me?
Jizzmorjoint?
Joint.
Start rolling bitch.
by Toronto Genius December 03, 2008

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