3 definitions by ToolGuy

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The coolest Marines in a squadron.

They are too cool for their shops.

They are known for gang banging ordnance, seat shop, powerline, airframes, and avionics shops wives/girlfriends/sisters/mothers.

They are sexy motherf**kers.

All other shops cannont complete even the simplest task themselves without first begging tool room for the tools required.
"Hey where's your wife at man?"
"She's in tool room again playing with their tools."
Wow man, that's awesome. I wish my girlfriend would bang some tool room guys!"
"I'm sure she does."
"Sweet!"
by ToolGuy June 04, 2009

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The coolest guy in the world. Women flock to him. Everyon loves him...if not, it's because they are just jelous of him. A man so sexy it will blind you if you look directly at him.
The owner of the biggest dick on the planet and is the best in bed any woman has ever had.
"Hey, there goes Starr. He's so awesome."
"Oh god, my eyes! I looked directly at him and he's so hot!"
by ToolGuy June 04, 2009

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A person who is sad and moody all the time.

A person who is obsessed with Apple computers.

Emo

One who's farts are as emo as him and cut his asshole on the way out.

A person who collects razorblades.

A person who thinks he's getting out of the military any time soon.

A stalker photographer who claims to have sex with women who are unbelievably out of his league.

A person who makes up girlfriends.
Watkins, Shut the F**k up!!!
by Toolguy June 04, 2009

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