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Adverbial clause used to describe a state of extreme intoxication on the part of a female. The state of intoxication must be marked by extreme embarassment caused by abnormal behavior, a stumbling fall or something of that nature. This term was recently exhumed by Grace Slick, when she was interviewed about her indiscretion in Germany.
I'm not sure what happened. I just know I was ripped to the tits and don't remember anything.
by Tony Pavich February 12, 2006

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The pose a female strikes when accidentally caught naked. An attempt to cover the breasts by crossing the arms in front of them. Often used in risque celebrity photography or on the cover of porno mags.

Also refers to the same position during sex in an attempt to keep the breasts from bouncing excessively.
I walked in on her naked, but I couldn't see her tits because she was doing the king tut.

I nailed her so hard she had to do the king tut to keep from getting a black eye.

by Tony Pavich January 10, 2006

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In the tradition of the show a freak is a person associated with bad scholastic habits, drug use, sex, rock and roll, and the other fun things in life... while maintaining the fact that they have no future.

A geek is a person with excellent scholastic habits, drug free, D+D playing, and virtually invisible to the opposite sex because they're just too nerdy to be popular. These are the successful people of the future.
The geeks watched a porno tape given to them by a freak because they thought it would teach them about women... that's the difference between freaks and geeks.
by Tony Pavich February 12, 2006

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A man-hating lesbian. Any person who has an intense dislike of the male genitalia.
I didn't get the job...there was no way that cock knocker dyke is going to hire me since I'm a man.
by Tony Pavich December 22, 2005

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A finger slipped into the anus during oral sex to provide extra stimulation.
"I ate her pussy for at least an hour, but she didn't get off until I gave her a zinger."
by Tony Pavich December 03, 2005

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