1 definition by Tony Blow

The Bottle

An ancient contraption from the indo-china sub continent that is used in modern times by people of indian descent around the world to clean their arse. This is why should you try anal with indian girls because you won't get shit on your nob.

Man: Which hole should i put it in?!
Woman: My bottom!
Man: But i might get shit on my nob!
Woman: Nah i've used the bottle!

by Tony Blow August 20, 2006