1) Tonsprowumee is a word written in a text messenge when the writer is intoxicated without understanding the true meaning.
2) Tonsprowumee is the blue pigment that appears in belly button fluff as it is a fact that all belly button fluff is blue. Regardless of the clothing worn.
"Hey what is this word in my sent items, I found it last night. What does tonsprowumee mean?"
"gee my belly button fluff is so blue! It must be the tonsprowumee!"