1 definition by Toney

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A fat guy who doesnt ever get laid or attention from the sexy girl he likes, until he gets something she needs like concert tickets and he gets the slobbiest most spittiest blowjob from the girl who needs the tickets. The girl also swallows his kids for an extra ticket. Fat ugly man leaves happy.
fat-o:(Fat guy) Hey sexy.

(The sexiest girl in school) Eeeew! Get lost!

two days later

(Fat guy)Hey sexy. I got some tickets to the concert.

(The sexiest girl in school) Oh realy! U know i was kidding the other day.

3 hours later

Fat guy is getting sucked dry and having his babies get swallowed.
by Toney June 09, 2006

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