A guy or girl who is not really gay but decides to give it a try just because it's so trendy and all their friends are doing it.
Johnny: Hey Peter you know my new friend at work Antoine that cool guy I was telling you about?
Peter: The one who has nothing but girl friends and drives a Porche
Johnny: Yeah him. Well the other day I found out he's gay. I figured if he's that cool I might as well give it a try too. So I did.
Johnny: Yeah I took the shaft.
Peter: Hmmmmmmm... Maybe I should try it too!!
A guy who hangs out at gay bars pretending to be gay. His Modus Operandi is to trick an unsuspecting female patron into thinking he has never been with a woman before and that she'll offer to be his first. A pathetic creature to say the least. Sometimes the joke ends up being on him as the odds of bringing home a transtesticle have increased ten-fold.
Female- Do you come here often?
CF- All the time. I'm gay you know.
Female- Ever been with a woman before?
CF- 500 men but not a single woman
Female- Do you want to try it?
CF- I don't know if it's me or the Wine Cooler talkin' But Yeah I'd like to try it.
later at the motel
CF( reaching into female skirt upon grabbing hold of a hairy set of nuts)
You ain't a woman!!!
Female(now male) What kind of fag reaction is that!! Your not a fag after all. I know where you hang out wait til I tell your friends.
A person who grew up in the suburbs with a silver spoon in spoon in their mouth and had an easy go. When an adult they claim to have lived the hard knock life. Fake biographies abound these types have been shot numerous times yet the scars have magically disappeared.
Remember Vanilla Ice?
He was quite possibly the biggest counterfeit nigger of all time.
An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.
Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!
When one has an extrodinary good time while getting fisted.
Antoine last night was so fistacular. I'm beside myself this morning. By the way here is your rings. I think you forgot them up there. What? They are not yours? Sorry must be Johnny from the night before