124 definitions by Tommy

VIP
The act of riding in the back seat of a car when the front passenger seat is available.
Tommy: "Do you want to sit up front?"
Tony C: "No, it's cool. I'm gonna ride VIP."
by Tommy May 18, 2004

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Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.
Ill take your mum up the schvingt!

My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!

U fuckin dumb schvingt!
by tOmmy May 07, 2004

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Someone who has a fetish for booty shaking.
hey collo, how fine is lisa nanks booty tonight?

coutts, you are such a slaben.
by tommy March 06, 2004

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an insult to someone who is an idiot.
matt, you bovis!
by tommy March 03, 2004

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A stubborn individual who excels in aggravating others with negative comments of poor quality.
My assistant manager is a FUCKSTICK because he constantly uses "Your Mother" as retort.
by Tommy December 09, 2003

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aks
ask, to ask
i wanna AKS you a question
by Tommy May 02, 2003

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Weakest of all masters often laughed at by janitorial staff.
Did you see sporkmasta yesterday? No he was probally too busy playing WoW
by Tommy February 27, 2005

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