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A complete and total wastrel
; an emaciated douchebag who says asinine things; a fucking asshole.
My roommate is such a dweezle we have decided to call him Dweezle. Because he fucking sucks.
1) A word that is nearly impossible not to include in its own definition.
2) A li'l piece of shit of a word.
1) Poop - the excrement of the booty.
2) Dude, the is the crappiest word ever.
The abbreviation for soulseek
. Only used by 1337 hipsters.
DL pr0n 0n slsk, b01!!!!!11
The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer
I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!
A means of expressing emotion via Internet chat rooms and private messages.
(Note: Do not use emoticons unironically, unless you're speaking to someone who doesn't understand your language.)
:C profoundly unhappy
ecstatic anime fan
An unfortunate buildup of dried sexually derived fluids such as semen, vaginal excretions, and anal mucus on women's white cotton panties.
Dude. Seriously. Your mom has such major crust buildup we scraped it off her white cotton panties and made nacho dip with it.
1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser.
1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off.
3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts!
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