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The Chinese Dove is when instead of sitting on a toilet bowl regularily for a shit, you stand on the rim of the seat, squat, and flap your arms while the shit leaves your anus.
Jordan and I were having battleshits and he whipped out the Chinese Dove. Needless to say, he won that battle.
by Tomathen23 April 15, 2011

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