1 definition by TomTheHoff

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A woman who dyes her hair blonde and thinks guys are stupid enough to think its real.

Here is a easy way to tell a real blond from fake: Look at the eyebrows!

WARNING!!! Avoid bottle blonds because if you last more than 10 years with them there hair will fall out from peroxide poisoning!
Wow nice blonde hair, only problem, you have brown eyebrows!

Stupid bottle blonde
by TomTheHoff June 20, 2009

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