Womens legs that are skinny in the calves -- and overly massive in the thighs. Can make for wild sex.
Sarah is rocking those fucking deer haunches.
the lessons that experienced girl in high school taught you.
Everything I had when I got to school here as a freshman, I have to thank Sarah K. for, because she took me to sex college.
When a girl is riding on top, give her a noogie just as she's about to come.
"Oh, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, ah, AH"
*girls walks out of apartment*
Testicles so massive they could be used as a flotation device and can save lives.
Seth is drowning Brian! Pull off your pants! RESCUE BALLS!
When a man comes on a woman's face, and uses it to draw a line on her forehead with his thumb.
So since her room was full of Disney crap, when I finished I gave her the rifiki.
The certain amount of size or area necessary for a tasteful tattoo. Varies due to size of person and placement on body. Anything larger than 6x6 inches goes past aforementioned area and becomes abuse of space.
Guy 1: Dude, check out this ribcage tattoo I got of a rib cage!
Guy 2: What horrible abuse of tattoo space. How much did that cost?
Guy 1: Whatever dude, it cost 200 bucks, but chicks dig tattoos.
Guy 2: In that case, great $200 pick up line.
When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.
Usually used after two to three light beers.
Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.