. A new breed of religious college students, almost indiscernible from the garden variety hipsters. Hangouts include: Bible circle at campus starbucks
, school christian organization buildings, protesting the local non-abortive Planned Parenthood
They travel in groups, and smell of coffee rather than PBR
. Like all the religious, teetotal, and chaste they will die without coffee.
If you see someone in skinny jeans
, carrying a C.S. Lewis book, watch out, you've spotted a hipstian.
Be sure not to swear in front of hipstians, unless you have a desire to spend 3 hours having self-important, pretentious, and inaccurate "interpretations" of the bible shoved down your throat.
Dude, look at those Hipster assholes.
Woah bro, those are Hipstians, check the gold-edge leather bible under his arm.