2 definitions by Tom P

Top Definition
A device used by women to soak up large amounts of blood flowing from their fuzzy vaginas.
Cashier: Will this be all for you?
Women: Yes. (Hands cashier economy size box of padz)
Cashier: Oh, is your vagina bleeding AGAIN?
by Tom P May 01, 2005

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A baby platipus that is born dead.
Steve: Holy crap, I saw a dead baby platipus today?
John: A platipee?

Alex: Hi, John!
John: Ugh, your breath smells worse than a platipee.
by Tom P December 17, 2004

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