1 definition by Tom LaFauci

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Jean-shorts. mostly worn by queers and cute bus drivers.
Come in a variety from long and baggy......to tight and short. Rhino Jorts- a pair of rad jorts that dont play by the rules, rarely tamed to uncool status.
Dynomite! Sportin the Jort today Bo!
I feel cool today, i think ill sport some reckless Rhino Jorts.
by Tom LaFauci February 27, 2006

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