6 definitions by Tom John

Top Definition
Someone who nobs both of their hands.

(Originator- Steve Mansfield)
That man just played a guitar solo on both a left-handed and a right-handed guitar! What an ambi-wanker! I have never witnessed such ambi-wankery at close quarters!
by Tom John December 12, 2004
(Originator - Daz Cook / Rich Collins)

The state of being furious and livid at the same time.
A guitar string is snapped by Rich in practice.

by Tom John August 06, 2005
The act of bringing oneself to ejaculation only for the 'load' to arc back into your face.
Argh! I'm blinded by boomerwank!
by Tom John November 04, 2004
Derbyshire slang for the microwave.
I'm well 'ungry, I'm gonna put a cottage pie in twave.
by Tom John October 30, 2004
Named after Dennis Q. Scare.
I possess the power of purest scare. Fear it.
by Tom John October 30, 2004
A derogatory term for a female of the underclass. Implies lack of hygiene and that the girl is an "easy lay".
Urgh, what a scutty bint.
by Tom John August 06, 2005
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