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7 definitions by Tom Ivens

 
1.
1. Uranus - a planet
2. UrAnus - an hole in the body where waste products are removed
1. i went outside to look at Uranus
2. i went outside to look at UrAnus
by Tom Ivens May 05, 2003
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2.
a crazy dutch bastard - who is obsessed with gold - lost his genitailia in a smelting acident - is peeling - and wants to flood the world
1. "i love GOLD!"
2. "can i paint his yohoo gold?"
3. "im peeling"
by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003
126 36
 
3.
someone that can't do anything - but we don't stop them and start laughing at them when they srew up
your just a talentless git
by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003
91 21
 
4.
to lose control of your bodyily functions
i was wacked in the crotch and became incontinent
by Tom Ivens May 05, 2003
30 11
 
5.
to masturbate in a zoo
Tom was arrested for choking the donkey
by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003
25 10
 
6.
1. to reload a shotgun
2. to wack off
1. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
2. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
by Tom Ivens May 05, 2003
12 1
 
7.
to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space
i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day
by Tom Ivens May 05, 2003
5 2