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1 definition by Tom "Superman" Welling

 
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A big talking bowl of punch who thinks that its cool to crash through your wall into your living room, saying "OH YEAH!". Oh and he wears tights.
Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me i'd be like no no no,you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here you stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real fuckin cool. Using the FRONT DOOR is cool don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will do down, you're very top-heavy. You glass bitch.
-Dane Cook
by Tom "Superman" Welling April 23, 2005